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Friday, July 31, 2009

Who is Master lox?

Dr. Tinker! Or one half of him...

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Thursday, July 30, 2009

The Secret of Paradox Green

To win Paradox Green you will need to destoy each quarter of henchmen, by using each of the funkeys tools, just like funkiki island except you damaging henchmen instead of opening paths. Here is what you need to get:
When you play tadds game enought times they will give you there potion called the tadd tonik.
Then you will throw the potion and the henchmen will start cying and crying.
Rastro will give you there black hole for a job well done.

And the black hole will suck the henchmen right in.

The ace will give you there jet pack,

Witch you will use to fly the henchmen 2.0 right into the boiling lava.

And last but not least, the Mulch will award you with there solor powored windmill.

Use this gadget to blow away the henchmen half way around terripinia.

When you have destroyed all the henchmen 2.0, you will learn the shocking secret.
The secret was that when Dr. Tinker tried to harnest the power of the gnomon tree, the tree split him into two sides, one good, and one EVIL.


So the truth is that Doc is the good side of Dr. Tinker and the Evil Dr.Tinker tried Stealing the gems for him self and discised himself as Master Lox.

This is the Paradox Green Gem

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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

How to run away from a Henchmen

When you hear "the noise" quickly memorize the area and go to your crib. When inside your crib, put in the funkey who's portal or gameroom is the closest the go back to were you were and quickly head for the portal or gamroom, without knoking into the henchmen (To turn around try making a circle around a large object) and then come back out after going in and he will be gone. Or you can go the easy way by doing the same thing but instead put in the Henchmen or Master Lox, and he will leave you alone, and better if your Master Lox you get a coin from the Henchmen.

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Monday, July 13, 2009

When a gem is complete you will disactavate the henchmen in that zone, and there they will never again bother you there. When you collect all four gems you will defeat master lox and unmask him for a shocking suprise that he really is DR. TINKER but not all of him...

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This is the evil Army of henchmen and there leader, Master Lox
The henchmen are planning on stealing your coins so you better not run into them!
But there is a way of destroying them.
NO one knows who master lox is or where he came from, but he did apear after the GREAT DISASTER!

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