When a Enemy Attacks...

If you ever get attacked by a enemy here is what you will play, each enemy has it's own game to steal or drop coins. Here they are:

Henchmen

Zones: Funkeys Town, Magma Gorge, Lapputua Station and Kelpy Basin

Entrance Sound: (Alerting Sound)

Game: To play click on as many bags as you can before you click on the bag with the henchmen in it. When clicking on bags numbers will come out to be either positives or negatives, when you find the henchmen the numbers will be added up so you may loose coins or win coins. To Avoid: Run to a Portal or Gameroom, Go to crib and turn into Master Lox, Henchmen, Pineapple King or Native, or use a Hoodwink if you have one.

Natives
Zones: Funkiki Island . Entrance Sound: None.
Game: When they find you, you get 3 chances to spin the wheel and at least once land on yellow. If you succeed they will run away and drop a coconut behind for you to keep, but if you loose they will steal a few coins from you! To Avoid: Run to a Portal or Gameroom, Go into your crib and turn into Master Lox, a Henchmen, the Pineapple King or a native.

Dali and Goya

Zones: DayDream Oasis and NightmareRift.
Entrance Sound: Goya: 'Roar", Dali: (Alerting Sound)

Game: In this game they hide a coin and you must follow the cup with the coin under it. If you get it right you win 10 coins, but if you get it wrong, you loos 5 of your coins! To Avoid: Run to a Portal or Gameroom or Go to your crib and turn into Master Lox, a Henchmen, the Pineapple king or a Native.

Kane

Zones: Hidden Realm. Entrance Sound: "Alerting Noise".

Game: First you pick how much you want to bet and then you play a game similar to rock, paper scissors, but instead it uses rock, paper sword. You play it the same way just scissors are now a sword. You will have three rounds, you may win or you may loose, but there also can be a tie! So beware on the amount of coins you bet!

Henchmen 2.0

Zones: Paradox Green. Entrance Sound: "Alerting Noise".
Game: In this game try to avoid the Henchmen 2.0 into knocking into you or touching the walls. For everything you hit will take 2 coins from you. While in the game every little while you will be awarded 2 coins and if you don't get knocked out once you will leave with 10 coins! But be care full, those guys are faster than you think!

Beach Essentials

Don't Forget to stop by the Beach Essentials Shop to buy something nice for you're crib!Tip: You can buy stuff here that look like the things in front of Sol's Gameroom.

Funkiki Island Post Office

Why not buy a Postcard?

They're only 5 coins and there's 5 to choose from!

Tip: Buy a postcard and really send it to a E-Mail Address of you're choice!

Orbs?

Now what do I do???

Tip: When you play the funkiki island funkeys games for a while you will get a tool to get all four orbs to open the natives gate. Nibble gives you chum to feed the piranhas. Flurry gives you a snowman suit to create a ice path across the lava. The Webley will give you a Web shooter to make a bridge across the broken down bride. And Sol will give you a mask to light up the cave.

Coconut Tree!

Just what I needed! Another Coconut!

Tip: When you unlock the natives village and bring the golden pineapple to the pineapple king, you will unlock the natives store where you buy stuff with coconuts!

Fishing Trip

I hope the fish are Hungry!

I feel something!

Tip: There's many fishing poles trough out the zone, you can only play a few times at one place and then you will need to re-enter the zone to try again.

Large Tide - too large

Now how do I reach that coin?

Tip: Some say the tide goes low when you press the lapputua station button, others say the tide goes down when you sometimes enter the zone.

Muddy Coins

It's fun to be dirty, and rich!

Tip: Don't worry about getting those coins! There's a Beach shower near by so you will have the coins and will be clean!

Summer Funk

Just relax, enjoy the sun and always remember to stop by and purchase something at the Beach Essentials shop!

Tip: There's a cleaning station near by!

Funkiki Island CoinCreeper

Money does grow on trees!

Tip: Don't gather more than 9 coins a visit or your lunch!

Maps of Six Zones

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Oh...

A while ago I put a post out about "my strang trip" and talked about this cave thing. I wrote: in the Ub Funkeys Documents I found 3 noises that I never heard before. These where "cave enter", "cave moving" and "cave reject". Only lately I remembered that this is the noises that you hear when going trought the dark cave on funkiki Island!

Berger's Quest

Requirements: 1 Funkiki Island Funkey and the Berger Funkey.

1. Find Berger (with the quest sign over his head) next to Berger haus (Berger's gameroom).
2. Your mission will be to retrieve a flaming coconut from funkiki island before the batter get's to thick.
3. Go over to Funkiki Island and go to the coconut tree North West of the Beach Essentails shop and you will get the flaming coconut.
4. Return to berger haus and go inside the gameroom, then go over to berger mart and you win 100 coins and a slice of the cake.

You can do this Quest again in a matter of time.

Nibble's Quest

Requirements: 1 Funkiki Island Funkey

1. Find Nibble (with the quest sign above his head) somewhere in the Funkiki Island Jungle.
2. Your Mission is to find a Hoodwink and give it to nibble.
3. If you have one already, your in Luck, give it to nibble. But if not, look for one around terripinia (if you see sparkles, thats it).
4. When you deliver it to him you will win a Mini-Coin Creeper.

You can do this Quest again in a matter of time.

Wagg's Quest

Requirements: 1 Funkiki Island Funkey

1. Find Waggs (with the quest sign over him) right under the spot you start UB Funkeys in and
talk to him.
2. You mission will be to deliver a postcard back to waggs from Funkiki Island.
3. Go to the Funkiki Island Portal and when your there go over to the place that sells Postcards, at the bottom of the Island.
4. There, look for the Sol with the Quest Sign and click on him, and you will get a Post card.
5. Deliver the Post Card back to waggs and you will win 100 coins.

You can do this Quest everytime you log in to UB funkeys

Funkiki Island Postcards

Clening Stations

Over time you will get dirty, so you will need to clean yourself. Thats where the Cleaning stations come in. These are scattered all over the zones and some have more than others. The catch is that you can only use each cleaning station once every while. Here they all are:

The first located in Funkeys Town is called the Funkeys Town Fish Fountain. This is located near the kelpy basin portal, further to the south.
The next one is the Crystal Clen Choppers witch is a dentist's office, and i'm not so shure how they clean you're body, when they work on your teeth. This is located right near lotus's gameroom.

This is Perfume Pancy. Who will make you smell just like your brand new! Look for it a little east of Angus Lab.

The closest to the starting point is the Funkeys Town Suds. It's like a car wash.

Now we move on to Magma Gorge, where you will find the Steaming Gyser in the bottom right cornner.

Now in Nightmare Rift, where there are two cleaning stations, you will find the Starving Squirmers. Yes it's gross but it does match the theme. :)

Hungry? Well the Lickity Pit shure is. Don't worry, he won't eat you, just that annoying dirt. You really should try that!.

Hot or dirty, nothing a little Storm Maker button can't handle!

"I wonder what his secret is?"

Zap ZAP. Well it felt a little strange but i'm shiny clean! All thanks to The Vaportizer!

If your trying to get clean at Funkiki Island the ocean is not the place, just use the beach shower instead!

And not but least, in Kelpy Basin let the Coral Cleaning Fish do the work for you.

Cool ways to get clean, huh? Remember that if you need help looking for one in a zone just press the map button and look for the water drop shape, also Master Lox, The Henchmen, Mayor Sayso, Jerry, The Pinneapple King and the Native cannot use the cleaning stations, so don't bother trying!

PS. Hidden Realm and Paradox Green do not offer Cleaning Stations, Sorry. :(

How to beat Funkiki Island

This is how to beat Funkiki Island.

Play all the games on funkiki island and eventurlly you will get all sorts of tools to get across the map and collect all four orbs. When all four orbs are collected you will see them in the stone gate at the top of the mountain. The gate will open and you can come inside. Then the pineapple king will ask you for a golden pineapple go to one of the coconut trees and keep shaking them, keep trying the golden pineapple will fall out randomly. Bring it to the pinapple king then you will be shown a video and you will be given a FUNKIKI ISLAND GEM! Also you will no longer be robbed there and you can go to the natives store where coconuts are money.