When a Enemy Attacks...

If you ever get attacked by a enemy here is what you will play, each enemy has it's own game to steal or drop coins. Here they are:

Henchmen

Zones: Funkeys Town, Magma Gorge, Lapputua Station and Kelpy Basin

Entrance Sound: (Alerting Sound)

Game: To play click on as many bags as you can before you click on the bag with the henchmen in it. When clicking on bags numbers will come out to be either positives or negatives, when you find the henchmen the numbers will be added up so you may loose coins or win coins. To Avoid: Run to a Portal or Gameroom, Go to crib and turn into Master Lox, Henchmen, Pineapple King or Native, or use a Hoodwink if you have one.

Natives
Zones: Funkiki Island . Entrance Sound: None.
Game: When they find you, you get 3 chances to spin the wheel and at least once land on yellow. If you succeed they will run away and drop a coconut behind for you to keep, but if you loose they will steal a few coins from you! To Avoid: Run to a Portal or Gameroom, Go into your crib and turn into Master Lox, a Henchmen, the Pineapple King or a native.

Dali and Goya

Zones: DayDream Oasis and NightmareRift.
Entrance Sound: Goya: 'Roar", Dali: (Alerting Sound)

Game: In this game they hide a coin and you must follow the cup with the coin under it. If you get it right you win 10 coins, but if you get it wrong, you loos 5 of your coins! To Avoid: Run to a Portal or Gameroom or Go to your crib and turn into Master Lox, a Henchmen, the Pineapple king or a Native.

Kane

Zones: Hidden Realm. Entrance Sound: "Alerting Noise".

Game: First you pick how much you want to bet and then you play a game similar to rock, paper scissors, but instead it uses rock, paper sword. You play it the same way just scissors are now a sword. You will have three rounds, you may win or you may loose, but there also can be a tie! So beware on the amount of coins you bet!

Henchmen 2.0

Zones: Paradox Green. Entrance Sound: "Alerting Noise".
Game: In this game try to avoid the Henchmen 2.0 into knocking into you or touching the walls. For everything you hit will take 2 coins from you. While in the game every little while you will be awarded 2 coins and if you don't get knocked out once you will leave with 10 coins! But be care full, those guys are faster than you think!

Stitch's Quest

Warning: Stitch's Quest is a big one and to find stitch you will need to visit magma gorge every day or so!

Requirements: Magma Gorge, Kelpy Basin, Lapputua Station and Funkeys Town Funkeys, Rom, Holler or Mayor Sayso.

1. Locate Stitch (with the quest sign over his head) somewhere, walking around magma gorge.

2. You will be asked for the password. Type in "Funkopotamus" (absolutely have no idea why it's this) and then see if you spelled it right, and then press "Check".

3. He will then tell you to go to the Rom Nexus (Rom's gameroom) and look for the rom with the quest sign over his head.

4. When you find the selected Rom go over to him, and he will ask you to collect 4 sparks from each zone inside the gamerooms (they don't need to be in a specific gameroom) and return them to the fallout compound.

4. When all 4 sparks are found go over to fallout's place, do not go inside look for a fallout with the quest sign over his head outside the gameroom.

5. You will then need to deliver the F-Chip that fallout made to Mayor Sayso in Funkeys Town.

6. Head over to Funkeys Town and find Mayor Sayso (with the Quest sign over his head)standing behind the water fall in the North West corner of Funkeys Town and click on him.

7. The last mission that he will give you is to follow him all the way to Hollers Place without going too far away from him.
7. Go inside UFunk Studios and BAM! 10.000 coins and a Gem!

You can only do this quest once per account.

Sprout's Quest

Reqirements: Sprout or Mayor Sayso and another Kelpy Basin Funkey.

1. Find Sprout (with the quest sign over his head) near perfume pancy (Cleaning Station in Funkeys Town).
2. Your Mission will be to follow sprout without going too far all the way to kelpy basin and inside her gameroom.
3. When you accept she will start moving be quick and follow her, if you are too far you will loose the challenge.
4. When she uses the portal put either sprout or another kelpy basin funkey and hurry you have only one minute!
5. Follow her to the sprout's gameroom and then put sprout or mayor sayso on the UB Hub and enter
6. Then you win 200 coins and a pet bee.

You can do this quest again in a matter of time.

Glub's Quest

Requirements: 1 Kelpy Baisin Funkey.

1. Find Glub (With the quest sign over his head) near the Kelpy Basin Cleaning Station and talk to him.
2. Your mission will be to count alot of things around Terripinia.
3. Don't Bother Doing the work and just talk to Glub again and enter the number "41" in the white bar and click "check".
4. You win! And you get 5,000 coins too!

This Quest can only be done once on each account.

Xener's Quest

Requirements: 1 Lappatua Station Funkey, 1 Magma Gorge Funkey and 1 Kelpy Basin Funkey.

1. Find Xener (with the Quest sign over his head) near Xener Landing (Xener's Game Room) and talk to him.
2. Your mission is to find all four micro chips scattered around terripinia and return them to Xener.
3. Then visit all four zones to find micro chips in the areas the pictures show.
4. Return the Micro Chips to Xener and you will be awarded with 5,000 coins and an amazing Galaxy Wallpaper.

This Quest can only be done once on each account.

My Strange Trip...

So the reason I wasn't posting for a while is because I was on a trip to a place called paradise somewhere in New York. There I met two people that know of funkeys. One of them started talking about that his friend has this super-rare Ub Funkey named either "finny", or "sharktale".
He said that this character unlocks a secret cave in kelpy basin where you need to complete some kind of missions... Anyway that story if funny because a while ago I read some forums on the Ub Funkeys Official Website about something close to this, also in the Ub Funkeys Documents I found 3 noises that I never heard before. These where "cave enter", "cave moving" and "cave reject". It made me think a while until I was lucky to bump in to someone who probably knows more than anyone of us does about UB Funkeys. He also started talking about the finny or sharktale thing, and gave me further details. He says that his friends dad works in the Ub Funkeys accebling factory and ships him all types of things like, The future Adventure Packs (Dreamstate, Hidden Realm and even Paradox Green!), Normal, Rare and Very Rare Dot, all Paradox Green Funkeys and Dc Heroes Funkeys. He says he's now on version 8.0 or something. He also answered alot of questions I asked but to most details he kept saying "I...don't remember". Witch was very annoying. So please leave comments to if you agree or disagree with him, and if you have any finny or sharktale. I will be waiting!

Lobter

Watch Out!

The Organ

The Great Glub Castle

Anyone in there?

Twinx's Paradise

The name says it all! :O

Clening Stations

Over time you will get dirty, so you will need to clean yourself. Thats where the Cleaning stations come in. These are scattered all over the zones and some have more than others. The catch is that you can only use each cleaning station once every while. Here they all are:

The first located in Funkeys Town is called the Funkeys Town Fish Fountain. This is located near the kelpy basin portal, further to the south.
The next one is the Crystal Clen Choppers witch is a dentist's office, and i'm not so shure how they clean you're body, when they work on your teeth. This is located right near lotus's gameroom.

This is Perfume Pancy. Who will make you smell just like your brand new! Look for it a little east of Angus Lab.

The closest to the starting point is the Funkeys Town Suds. It's like a car wash.

Now we move on to Magma Gorge, where you will find the Steaming Gyser in the bottom right cornner.

Now in Nightmare Rift, where there are two cleaning stations, you will find the Starving Squirmers. Yes it's gross but it does match the theme. :)

Hungry? Well the Lickity Pit shure is. Don't worry, he won't eat you, just that annoying dirt. You really should try that!.

Hot or dirty, nothing a little Storm Maker button can't handle!

"I wonder what his secret is?"

Zap ZAP. Well it felt a little strange but i'm shiny clean! All thanks to The Vaportizer!

If your trying to get clean at Funkiki Island the ocean is not the place, just use the beach shower instead!

And not but least, in Kelpy Basin let the Coral Cleaning Fish do the work for you.

Cool ways to get clean, huh? Remember that if you need help looking for one in a zone just press the map button and look for the water drop shape, also Master Lox, The Henchmen, Mayor Sayso, Jerry, The Pinneapple King and the Native cannot use the cleaning stations, so don't bother trying!

PS. Hidden Realm and Paradox Green do not offer Cleaning Stations, Sorry. :(

MixMaster Scratch, Kelpy Basin Boogie

The way of getting Gem Shards is to play a game in the clubhouses in funkeys town, magma gorge, kelpy basin and lapatua station enought times and you will get a gem shard!

The way it workes is that all your scores are added together and when the tottal number reaches a paticular score you win a gem shard!